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COOL STORY

by TOOSLOW

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1.
MAX 02:45
I wanna run with you just please let me in, I’ll be good! I can learn to live in ground I’m buried in They kept me in a cage a year & a day I’m fading! I got love in me that won’t just rot away Someone show me how I can help you When they all blame me I want to die I got my bed and I got my blanket Are you the one? I don’t bite You’re so good, you’re a dude I wish you understood I would keep you I swear if I thought it was fair I got a girl I’m concerned I have promised the world When you give give give it’s gotta take from someone I’m sleeping in a ball I don’t need much room I promise I won’t let you down just let me hang around This is the first time I’ve come out of my shell & I’m shaking There is light in me I just need flattery Give me a sign to carry on I just need a sign, I promise I’ll carry on
2.
COOL STORY 02:37
I shake my head like a magic 8 ball the first thing that I see Is ‘maybe not in this lifetime honey’ is that all you got? oh please woah-oh I heard 3 jokers with a microphone they were taking the piss surely I’ll let you kneel at the feet of my footnotes darling - & thank you all kindly for: The sleepless nights with Shoulders chipped Green with rage My fingers flipped When you cop out I know you will Think of me, my little windmill Dead inside but I look alive I’m still better at this than you What you call done is my starting gun But I love it how you just assumed That your golden ears were handed down by God himself to you Well, everyones a critic, so please enjoy your minute In everything you do know that you bore me Cool story I gotta rinse my mouth with some silence now before I let it get away all again The backslap flirting circle jerking got me in a tizzy But then woah-oh I thought of how you spend your nights at home & what you think you’ve done for the city & what once was red has now turned blue all through the lens of my pity, bitch.
3.
OMG 03:28
I was lost at the bottom of the world while you were next door too drunk for sleeping Your world spinning round in a room dead still I guess we both were needing Total change, a getaway Well looky here we got 2 empty hearts! Now that’s a start I was sleeping on the floor in my room caus’ I got kicked out & the lease was broken You were driving to work & your car broke down outside my house We’d spoken once or twice & it was nice But Jesus Christ I want to jump your bones! You feel like home Oh my god If I find one of a kind Green with envy, dead inside Well so far so good I’m kinda liking the likelihood Of getting wrapped up tight with a one of a kind Double knot eyes, blue & bright So far so good I’m kinda liking the likelihood I was laying there still in the morning looking at you with one eye open & for the first time in my life I thought to myself that I was coping Look I don’t care, I’ll be there Let’s just stick together ’til we die At least let’s try! I need someone who can calm me down, stop my brain screaming & you need someone who will stand by you & guide you into feeling Like yourself, no one else Well looky here we got 2 empty hearts! Now that’s a start
4.
JAIMIE 02:35
I’ll meet you guys at home, I had a great time! I promise yeah I’m sure, I had a good night There’s nothing on my mind Okay well maybe… She’s always creeping back Yeah that’s my baby Tomorrow is the one I’m moving on Jaimie played guitar & when she did I just saw stars She didn’t just break my heart, she broke every single part of me And I never quite recovered honestly Jaimie & me Jaimie I can’t sleep Jaimie & me Jaimie Jaimie, why me? Jaimie & me Jaimie I can’t breathe Jaimie & me Jaimie Jaimie, why me? Remind me how to breathe Help me count to 10 Hold my gaze & say It’s all okay Ben There’s nothing on my mind Okay well maybe… She just destroyed my life I miss you Jaimie
5.
It’s the twin I neglect When I’m low in the throws I’m severed, untethered I circle to close it’s the night in my coffin I love when you dig Banging with shovels Please break through the lid tonight If you want If you want me Come and get Come and get me If you want me, come & get me. It’s the goosebumps I feel As I walk through your house It’s the change in my pockets I can’t go without It’s the weight of my collar It’s pale blue, but works Like a dog in a corner I always move first, alright?! It’s all in my homesick brain  Same look, same refrain  Double double, toil and trouble  You are my nova cane  Everything is green & grey  Same look, same refrain  Double double, toil & trouble When you cum say my name 
6.
DOUBLE TIME 03:03
Fresh as a daisy, right?! Just gotta screw my head on - one minute That’s right, I left it with you, yeah? Right before WW3 We were cutting time, really fine, a shot on the buzzer right on full time But I got this feeling you’ll like Similar to resurrections after grieving, a miracle to keep you believing We just got here we’re not leaving Access denied It almost had me, really badly, but I won’t rest in peace ’til I’m happy Let’s figure it out, let’s get cracking on some really big mistakes I need a couple to my name & I need fellow fuck-up to keep me company We make a good team I don’t mind, as long you are in it When we get there hell won’t know what hit it, right? Just try to phase me, like, why would I be left starry eyed By a two bit, sour bitter, pencil pushing little critter Access denied Kill me on a Monday & I’m back by the evening for another beating Tuesday to Sunday keep up if you can Take my hand If you were in my head you’d be a little scared The clocks are double time They’re working overtime If you could hear the thoughts That tie me up in knots You wouldn’t ask me why I move in double time

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TOOSLOW IS BACK IN THE SADDLE - GIDDY UP!

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released December 6, 2023

Written by Ben Stewart

Gtrs by Ben Stewart
Drums by Pat Murphy
Bass by Alex Quayle
Artwork by Sander Ettema
Drums recorded by Joel Taylor
Mixed by Alex Quayle
Mastered by Alex Quayle

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