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COOL STORY

from COOL STORY by TOOSLOW

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lyrics

I shake my head like a magic 8 ball the first thing that I see
Is ‘maybe not in this lifetime honey’ is that all you got? oh please woah-oh
I heard 3 jokers with a microphone they were taking the piss surely
I’ll let you kneel at the feet of my footnotes darling - & thank you all kindly for:

The sleepless nights with
Shoulders chipped
Green with rage
My fingers flipped
When you cop out
I know you will
Think of me, my little windmill

Dead inside but I look alive
I’m still better at this than you
What you call done is my starting gun
But I love it how you just assumed
That your golden ears were handed down by God himself to you
Well, everyones a critic, so please enjoy your minute
In everything you do know that you bore me

Cool story

I gotta rinse my mouth with some silence now before I let it get away all again
The backslap flirting circle jerking got me in a tizzy
But then woah-oh I thought of how you spend your nights at home & what you think you’ve done for the city
& what once was red has now turned blue all through the lens of my pity, bitch.

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from COOL STORY, released December 6, 2023
Written by Ben Stewart
Gtrs by Ben Stewart
Drums by Pat Murphy
Bass by Alex Quayle

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